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. What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

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. What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !

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. What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

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. Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.

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. I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.

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. How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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. Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !

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. Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!

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. How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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. An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".

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. Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!

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. Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

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. What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

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. What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.

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. Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

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. These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''

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. Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"

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. There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

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. What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

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. What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

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. Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

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. Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)

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. My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.

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. What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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. What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

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. Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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. Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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. What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.

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. What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.

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. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

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. What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.

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. What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

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. What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

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. Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.

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. First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.

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. Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.

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. Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

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. If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.

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. Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.

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. Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?

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. Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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. Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

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. Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.

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. Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

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. Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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. I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.

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. A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."

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. Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!

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. The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."

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. A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"

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